Black Sea Devil Rap about " Dead Plastic Balcony Battle" FunkyG is too high to understand
Interview Battle
Setting: Live stream, two mics, one ocean between ’em. Devil up in the Tower, cold wind, phone glow. Funky G in the BK crib, Timbs up on the radiator, red cup on the table, burner phone lit. Tonight’s topic: how you report that balcony plastic smell when you just a tourist in the buildin’.
Black Sea Devil From Tower
Round One: The QuestionFunky G From NYC
Round One: The AnswerBlack Sea Devil From Tower
Round Two: The PushFunky G From NYC
Round Two: The Whole NineBlack Sea Devil From Tower
Round Three: The TurnFunky G From NYC
Round Three: The DropBlack Sea Devil From Tower
The Co-SignSong Lyrics
🎵 “Dead Plastic Smell”
Black Sea Devil From Tower feat. Funky G From NYC
The question, the deal, the dodge — Y2K Brooklyn remix cut.
[INTRO — spoken, low beat, phone static]
(Black Sea Devil)
(Funky G)
Part I — The Question
[VERSE 1 — BLACK SEA DEVIL]
[VERSE 2 — FUNKY G, hazy]
[PRE-HOOK — DEVIL]
[HOOK — BOTH, Funky G slurrin’ the last line]
[VERSE 3 — FUNKY G, still hazy]
Part II — The Deal
[VERSE 4 — BLACK SEA DEVIL, the reveal]
[VERSE 5 — FUNKY G, too high to answer]
[BRIDGE — DEVIL, beat drops to half-time]
[VERSE 6 — FUNKY G, the dodge]
[HOOK — BOTH, Funky G barely audible]
Part III — The Non-Answer
[VERSE 7 — DEVIL, the close]
[OUTRO — BOTH, beat fadin’]
5-Minute Live-Stream Script
Title: “Black Sea Devil From Tower” vs “Funky G From NYC” — The Dead Plastic Deal
Total runtime: ~5:00
Format: two co-hosts, one ocean, live. Funky G high the entire time. Devil cold and curious.
Cold Open — Black Sea Devil
(Camera on Devil. Tower behind him. Beat low. Wind hiss.)
DEVIL: Yo. Two mics. One ocean. No studio. No label. Tonight I got a question for Funky G — and I already know he ain’t gonna answer it clean. The dead plastic deal. Balcony smoke. Tourist in the buildin’. Let’s walk it.
Welcome — Funky G
(Cut to Funky G, NYC. Red cup. Eyes low. Timbs on radiator.)
FUNKY G: BK in the buildin’, son... Yo, Devil, I’ma be honest — I’m high right now. Like, high-high. Couch-level. Radiator-warm. Ask me anyway.
DEVIL: That’s exactly what I wanted to hear. You already dodgin’ before the question land.
Round One — The Smell
(Split screen. Beat dips.)
DEVIL: Here’s the question, G. You know that dead plastic smell? The one they burn on the balcony, the one that hang for years? Not barbecue. Not campfire. Not cookin’. That chemical tang that grab a tourist by the ears.
FUNKY G: (long pause) ...say it again? Slow it down, bro. I’m somewhere between the couch and the floor.
DEVIL: (laughs) That’s the whole point. You already ducked it.
FUNKY G: Nah, nah — I’m listenin’. I’m just... spiritually buffered.
Round Two — How To Report It
(Devil leans in. Beat gets steady.)
DEVIL: Aight, practical first. I’m a tourist. I ain’t on the lease. Balcony burnin’ plastic, smell get thick. How I report it without turnin’ the buildin’ sick?
FUNKY G: Aight, deadass — here’s the BK clean route: First, don’t wild out. Don’t bang doors. Don’t shout. Clock the smell — plastic, trash, weed, or chem. Plastic got that sweet toxic stem.
FUNKY G: Second, document — Nokia flick, time stamp, balcony, smoke, unit, floor, damp. Don’t make it personal, don’t chase no name, report the hazard, keep the record tame.
FUNKY G: Third, non-emergency — that’s the line, unless flames, trapped folks, smoke in the shrine. Then you call fast, no pride, no delay, life over property — that’s the BK way.
FUNKY G: Fourth, super, landlord, management team, say: “Unit 4B burnin’ plastic — foul, clean?” Keep it calm, keep it legit, keep it cool, tourist voice soft, but the proof rule.
FUNKY G: Fifth, 311 or complaint form online, anonymous option, quiet grind. Date, time, odor, photo, floor, hazard report — that’s the door.
DEVIL: So I don’t need lease to breathe clean air?
FUNKY G: Nah, son. You need proof, patience, and a level stare.
Round Three — Tourist Power
(Cut to Devil. Then Funky G. Beat half-time.)
DEVIL: But hold up — I’m just visitin’. They hear me out or wave me off? Do they laugh at my word? Do they shrink my claim? Tell me truth, G — does a tourist get flame?
FUNKY G: Tourist rights thinner — but you still got walk. You can’t force the door, but management talk when hazard hit the whole buildin’ lung, fire smell weak, but the record strong.
FUNKY G: Report the danger, not the person, no name-call drama, no ego version. Language hard? Translator on phone, “Balcony, plastic, smoke, floor four” — tone.
FUNKY G: No beef, no threat, no street sermon, just facts, timestamps, clean concern. That’s how tourist get heard, not erased, hazard on paper — no face-to-face.
Round Four — The Dead Plastic Deal
(Devil’s face cold. Beat drops darker.)
DEVIL: Aight, now the real question. Not the balcony. Not the report. The dead plastic smell... it ain’t just smoke. It’s a story. It’s a coast. It’s a corpse joke.
DEVIL: They say Black Sea Devil move quiet, tourist meet the tide, family cry by it. Not for thrill, not for fame, for the funeral claim when they whisper the name.
DEVIL: Body go home, wake get paid, apartment, car, percent laid. Handshake, code, no public scene, dead plastic smell and a clean routine.
DEVIL: So I ask you, Funky G — is it the same in NYC? Same funeral money? Same quiet cut? Same coast game with a BK front?
FUNKY G: (lighter flick, long pause) Devil... that’s... that’s a lot, my guy. I’m three blunts deep and I can’t even lie.
Round Five — The Non-Answer
(Funky G coughs, laughs, leans back.)
FUNKY G: I mean... maybe? I don’t know, bro, I’m gone. Weed got my head like a radio on. Ask me tomorrow. Ask me when I straight. Right now I’m just vibin’, and it’s gettin’ late.
DEVIL: So that’s your answer? A shrug and a cloud and a “maybe, G”? I asked you a real one — is the game the same? And you too high to even say the name.
FUNKY G: (beat, whispers) ...off the record? Yeah. Same game. (laughs loud, covers self) Nah, I’m playin’. I’m too high. What’s your name again?
DEVIL: There it is. Question got asked. Answer got smoked. He ain’t say yes. He ain’t say no. He just got high and let the truth go.
Co-Sign + Call To Action
(Both on screen. Beat builds, then fades.)
FUNKY G: That’s how it run, though. The man who know the most say the least when done. BK to the Tower, one ocean, one lie, one man asked — one man got high.
DEVIL: Dead plastic on the Black Sea shore, funeral money and a closed front door. No studio, no label — just trip and talk, Black Sea Devil from the Tower — and the question we lost.
FUNKY G: Drop a 🔥 in the chat if you want the full song.
DEVIL: And if you want the next battle — the balcony burn one, the funeral incense one, the happiness one — holla in the chat.
BOTH: You know what I mean, man? Let’s ride.
(Beat drops. Stream rolls.)


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